(function ($) {
$.fn.tweet = function (o) {
var s = {
avatar_size: 48, // [integer] height and width of avatar if displayed (48px max)
loading_text: null,
username:"USPM" // [string] optional loading text, displayed while tweets load
};
if (o) $.extend(s, o);
$.fn.extend({
linkUrl: function () {
var returning = [];
var regexp = /((ftp|http|https):\/\/(\w+:{0,1}\w*@)?(\S+)(:[0-9]+)?(\/|\/([\w#!:.?+=&%@!\-\/]))?)/gi;
this.each(function () {
returning.push(this.replace(regexp, "$1"))
});
return $(returning);
},
linkUser: function () {
var returning = [];
var regexp = /[\@]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi;
this.each(function () {
returning.push(this.replace(regexp, "@$1"))
});
return $(returning);
},
linkHash: function () {
var returning = [];
var regexp = / [\#]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi;
this.each(function () {
returning.push(this.replace(regexp, ' #$1'))
});
return $(returning);
},
capAwesome: function () {
var returning = [];
this.each(function () {
returning.push(this.replace(/(a|A)wesome/gi, 'AWESOME'))
});
return $(returning);
},
capEpic: function () {
var returning = [];
this.each(function () {
returning.push(this.replace(/(e|E)pic/gi, 'EPIC'))
});
return $(returning);
},
makeHeart: function () {
var returning = [];
this.each(function () {
returning.push(this.replace(/(<)+[3]/gi, "♥"))
});
return $(returning);
}
});
function parseDate(str) {
var v = str.split(' ');
return new Date(Date.parse(v[1] + " " + v[2] + ", " + v[5] + " " + v[3] + " UTC"));
}
function relative_time(time_value) {
var parsed_date = Date.parse(parseDate(time_value));
var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date();
var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - parsed_date) / 1000);
if (delta < 60) {
return 'less than a minute ago';
} else if (delta < 120) {
return 'about a minute ago';
} else if (delta < (45 * 60)) {
return (parseInt(delta / 60)).toString() + ' minutes ago';
} else if (delta < (90 * 60)) {
return 'about an hour ago';
} else if (delta < (24 * 60 * 60)) {
return 'about ' + (parseInt(delta / 3600)).toString() + ' hours ago';
} else if (delta < (48 * 60 * 60)) {
return '1 day ago';
} else {
return (parseInt(delta / 86400)).toString() + ' days ago';
}
}
return this.each(function () {
var list = $('